Great Stories of the Bible 3
It’s time for another inspiring episode of Great Stories of the Bible, and this one is a totally epic double header! You will be so fucking religious by the time you finish reading this that you just...
View ArticleStoogepiety: The Stoogepie Story
I have been gone a long time, I know. When it is a very long time between posts, people write me emails. Which I ignore. If you wrote me an email, it might have had a subject something like this: “It...
View ArticleMister Shorts Number 9
So, it’s time for a Mister Shorts. But first, stoogepie’s sad tale of credit card woe. I lost a fucking credit card a few weeks ago. Maybe I left it at a bakery in the West Village when I made a pretty...
View ArticleCSI: Stoogetown
So, I had a funeral for a friend to go to recently. That’s a downer, except that when someone relatively young and well known dies there are, in general, some sweet women there and often one of them...
View ArticleNinja Rape Gang
Usually I have something to say about the shit that I post. This time, I don’t really have all that much to say except that I get a lot of hits owing entirely to my infrequent mentions of porn and...
View ArticlePorn for Chicks
A while ago, in her post on the Toy With Me website, Crissy had this idea about Porn for Chicks™. It intrigued me. I like porn and I like chicks. And I like porn chicks. It’s true that most non-porn...
View ArticlePost-Fucking-Xmas Comic
Christmas for me this year wasn’t all that different from last year. No Clown-Faced Girl for me. I’m thinking that Santa did visit some of you. Well, congratu-fucking-lations. Here is my post-Xmas...
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Wings
So, yeah, I was gone for a long time. Did you miss me? Sorry about that. I was busy getting into trouble. Did you ever do something and, even as you begin, you think that nothing good can come of it?...
View ArticleGreat Stories of the Bible 4
Happy Easter everyone. I mean, everyone who is a Christian. Or Happy Pesach to you Jews out there. If you’re a Muslim, too bad you don’t have a holiday. Because, for much of the world, today is a...
View ArticleWe’re Onto You, Teabaggers!
Hey, you fucking teabaggers. Yeah, I’m talking to you. It’s time we had a shouting match. It’s time someone addressed you in exactly the same way you address everyone else. I’m here to scream “fuck...
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